Thursday, December 23, 2010

Well written news. Investigating the workings of the most absorbing case of investigative journalism – A science-fiction author comments on Manning, Assange, and the how the WikiLeaks scandal will play out.



A first: now for some well written news: Science Fiction author and commentator Bruce Sterling has blogged a hugely interesting paper on the situation WikiLeaks has found itself in entitled 'The Blast Shack' (http://www.webstock.org.nz/blog/2010/the-blast-shack/ ).
WikiLeaks has inspired an explosion of journalists covering scandalous tales of international relations (/tensions), but a significant amount of attention has been directed solely at the public face of the organisation, Julian Assange. In his paper, Sterling tracks the process of whistle blowing and the types of people that generally find themselves in the imperilled by releasing sensitive information without ever really understanding the repercussions of their actions. Sterling speaks of Bradley Manning, a Private in the US Army who was found to have disclosed 260,000 US diplomatic cables that he had found himself in possession of, and thus wound up in solitary confinement, currently facing a court martial in the coming year. Throughout his piece, Sterling bulks up his view by privileging to-the-point logical argumentation and a proper attention to all the differing facets of 'Cablegate' – i.e. not focusing too much on Assange or any other figure, not relying on the past too heavily to add length to something most journalists still have little knowledge of, and providing a portentous plausible result of the scandal, without resorting to sensationalising. The fact that he is a fiction author and not journalist or even a full time blogger is evident, and adds weight to his statements throughout. His points are poetically textured in rapidly delivered, stunningly concise analogies, the kind of sentences that make the reader think “so that's what's meant by ___!”.


Sterling comments that Manning is a typical hacker - uncharismatic, unpopular, and lacking the full knowledge of the political sensitivity of his actions.
Commonly, the authorities don’t much like to crush apple-cheeked white-guy hackers like Bradley Manning. It’s hard to charge hackers with crimes, even when they gleefully commit them, because it’s hard to find prosecutors and judges willing to bone up on the drudgery of understanding what they did. But they’ve pretty much got to make a purée’ out of this guy, because of massive pressure from the gravely embarrassed authorities. Even though Bradley lacks the look and feel of any conventional criminal; wrong race, wrong zip code, wrong set of motives.
Bradley’s gonna become a “spy” whose “espionage” consisted of making the activities of a democratic government visible to its voting population. With the New York Times publishing the fruits of his misdeeds. Some set of American prosecutorial lawyers is confronting this crooked legal hairpin right now. I feel sorry for them.”

By devoting the first quarter of his piece to Manning and the typical bad results of hacking a superpower, Sterling is able to provide a fresh and novel view on Assange, someone who has been covered relentlessly in all areas of the press, but someone we actually don't know much about. This, Sterling states, is a symptom of Assange's goals, and the culture of mistrust which the WikiLeaks cables have infused diplomatic and press relations.

Sterling begins by arguing the case that a lot of what Assange is doing is really nothing new:

Through dint of years of cunning effort, Assange has worked himself into a position where his “computer crimes” are mainly political. They’re probably not even crimes. They are “leaks.” Leaks are nothing special. They are tidbits from the powerful that every journalist gets on occasion, like crumbs of fishfood on the top of the media tank.”


Leaks are indeed nothing new. They are the lifeblood of high profile investigative journalistic writings. The concept of such a type of journalism is to discover truths, unearth falsities, to deliver true news to the people.
What is novel about Assange is mainly the fact that nobody has ever been the name behind such a volume of leaks as him.

Sterling makes the additional point that hacking superpowers is nothing new either. The National Security Agency (NSA) of the US now functions as a an intelligence agency in place to protect against (among other things) internet leaks. This agency exists for the very reason that so many hackers attempt to break into US Govt. files every single day, and the fact that many have done this successfully. Though never has such a mountain of info been assembled by one organisation on the scale of WikiLeaks. Sterling comments on the difficulty of defining exactly what the NSA does, given that it forte naturally is secrecy - owing to the fact that it is a functioning intelligence agency. However the writer does use this clash of views in the context of the discretion vs transparency argument regarding information to helpfully describe the agency as essentially an “anti-WikiLeaks”. Sterling is continually disregarding the temptation to fully take sides, while recognising he can't ignore the need to provide opinion. His compromise is to provide a subtle weaving of interconnected reflections, which turns out to be quite a potent tactic.

The paper tracks the process of how politics entered hacking. He describes this particular organisation as completely new in this regard, as they seem to hold an odd combination of unprecedented resources of files while being run by Assange's vaguely political agenda.

Most striking about WikiLeaks, the writer points out, is the attention that has been paid to its spokesperson – the media really don't know what to do with him. On one level what he is doing is admirable, yet it is indeed dangerous; on one level he is a former hacker and a geek, and on another he is an suave intellectual. He has a broad knowledge, evident from his University studies: along with physics, mathematics, neuroscience, Assange has also studied philosophy. He is essentially an unorthodox geek with political ambitions – a whole new kettle of fish.
Unlike Bradley Manning, Assange is not out of his depth (yet), he appears to be remarkably in control of the external forces attempting to bring him down. While governments rack their brains trying to find ways to imprison him, he survives off a huge community of very active supporters, who are challenging a lot of conventional wisdom, by virtue of their support for the WikiLeaks leader. Unlike Manning, Assange has had years of front-line experience with the sensitive nature of leaks from his hacking days (he was convicted for hacking offences in Australia aged 16, his targets were, along with international businesses and a university, a subregion of the Pentagon). Sterling argues that Manning was essentially a bored military man who stumbled upon information that he simply couldn't handle. Hence the writer claims that pity is not an appropriate emotion to feel for Assange, for he has cultivated his public persona in a contrived manner unlike any other whistle blower. He has also managed to isolate many former colleagues and friends, his personal life today is difficult to penetrate. He is softly and precisely spoken, holds a calm demeanour, and has the look of a Bond character, emitting instant coolness bordering on coldness (his stylish name also seems lifted straight from a Bond film). Indeed, in the next few years it's quite possible we will see several films about his life, he has more scandals to give to the public. It is likely we will see a hugely popular film reacting to public the same curiosity of the internet celebrity figure that surrounded Mark Zuckerberg – ie “Who is this guy? How did he get so popular all of a sudden? He seems like an atypical celebrity, I want a dramatic account of his life to base my opinion of him on”). Commenting on the arresting indefinable nature of Assange, Sterling writes:
Assange is no more a “journalist” than he is a crypto mathematician. He’s a darkside hacker who is a self-appointed, self-anointed, self-educated global dissident. He’s a one-man Polish Solidarity, waiting for the population to accrete around his stirring propaganda of the deed. And they are accreting; not all of ‘em, but, well, it doesn’t take all of them.”
Continuing on this, the writer develops a comical simile to accurately describe Assange's ability to negotiate the complexities of whistle blowing, by spurring diplomatic breakdowns as a distracting feature (something which crops up later in the paper in more depth):
He’s like a poacher who machine-gunned a herd of wise old elephants and then went to the temple to assume the robes of a kosher butcher. That is a world-class hoax.

Assange has formulated his own image with care, he seems to be impossibly gripping onto some control against a legion of furious powerful diplomatic bodies. His army of online supporters will support him to the end, and his sexual assault crime is quite a trivial one - not many doubt that pursuing extradition for this level of crime is politically motivated.

As sterling puts it:
Assange is formless, indefinable, something we don't quite have a term for yet...
He’s a different, modern type of serious troublemaker. He’s certainly not a “terrorist,” because nobody is scared and no one got injured. He’s not a “spy,” because nobody spies by revealing the doings of a government to its own civil population. He is orthogonal. He’s asymmetrical. He panics people in power and he makes them look stupid. And I feel sorry for them. But sorrier for the rest of us.”


Sterling moves from his critique of Assange's character to a discussion of the reasons why WikiLeaks have been able to triumph over a superpower.

To develop this he makes an interesting analogy to the music industry:

Every state wants to see the diplomatic cables of every other state. It will bend heaven and earth to get them. It’s just, that sacred activity is not supposed to be privatized, or, worse yet, made into the no-profit, shareable, have-at-it fodder for a network society, as if global diplomacy were so many mp3s. Now the US State Department has walked down the thorny road to hell that was first paved by the music industry. Rock and roll, baby.”
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Diplomats have become weak in the way that musicians are weak. Musicians naturally want people to pay real money for music, but if you press them on it, they’ll sadly admit that they don’t buy any music themselves. Because, well, they’re in the business, so why should they? And the same goes for diplomats and discreet secrets.”

He is stating that everyone who reads the cables are hackers, guilty by association. Which is an interesting take. I suppose in the same way that drug dealers are always deemed responsible for corrupting users, Assange is guilty of feeding our slobbering curiosity on what the US really thinks of other countries.


In seeking to elucidate the muddled affair that it is, Sterling's coup-de-grace lies in his tactic of pushing the complicated nature of 'Cablegate' to its naturally aporetic conclusion.

The massive irony in all the commotion is that countries around the world are condemning what WikiLeaks is doing, yet the information released is adding to international tensions which thwart attempted collaborative moves to stop Assange. Assange has exposed the dysfunctionality in modern diplomacy, which leads to countries bickering over cables saying exactly who they don't like and exactly what plans they have in store for them. The fact that these cables are so sensitive, and are so diplomatically destructive that a truly concentrated international effort to stop him is yet to be arranged, consequently allows him to continue to release more cables.

To round of his paper Sterling returns to Assange personally again, combining insight into his indefinable character in earlier sections to link into his point on the various levels of irony cropping up in the scandal. The US government realises that Assange a nuisance. However he not a classic commie dissident - the kind of 'spy' America once had protocol to deal with during the Cold War. Assange is conversely an all new type of foe. He is an enemy who is using the very thesis that the West appears to support – free markets, free minds, and a quick flow of information – and is using it to (successfully) damage them. By using their own tools against them, Assange has struck a new fear into Western democracies.

'Cablegate', Sterling points out, has pushed to reveal the inherent contradictions in Western governance.
“ “Transparency” and “discretion” are virtues, but they are virtues that clash. The international order and the global Internet are not best pals. They never were, and now that’s obvious.”

The paper doesn't end on any sort of hopeful note, quite the opposite. Sterling notes that Assange is very likely to be pursued. WikiLeaks is likely to fall apart. Its current growth rate is unsustainable given the constraints now set into his Assange's life. Many of WikiLeaks former colleagues have however abandoned ship and, as a consequence, there are several new regionally defined leaks sites – Brusselsleaks, Indoleaks, Balkanleaks – which can pay attention to hot spots of international relations tensions and blow the cover of each competing country.
There will certainly be another twist in the saga. Journalists and bloggers alike are gearing up for a showdown between Assange and the US Govt. How this will turn out is very unclear. The legal complexities and nuances involved make a case against Assange difficult. But as WikiLeaks continues to distribute shocking cables to the respected dailies of the world, the US Govt. is becoming more and more certain that Assange is a man who needs to be stopped.
A botched trial of Assange would be the worst case scenario for the US. However uncomfortable the current status quo is, if he were to brought in to the US court system to be martyred and leaves a free man to leak again, the US appears may have permanently damaged its reputation, seeing impotent in the eyes of developing rivals, perpetuating and performing to its own concerns.

Either way it is certain to end in tears for at least one of the parties. The impossibility of a quiet resolution in WikiLeaks taking on the US is summed up by Sterling in clear terms:
It’s not just about him and the burning urge to punish him; it’s about the public risks to the reputation of the USA. The superpower hypocrisy here is gonna be hard to bear. The USA loves to read other people’s diplomatic cables. They dote on doing it. If Assange had happened to out the cable-library of some outlaw pariah state, say, Paraguay or North Korea, the US State Department would be heaping lilies at his feet. They’d be a little upset about his violation of the strict proprieties, but they’d also take keen satisfaction in the hilarious comeuppance of minor powers that shouldn’t be messing with computers, unlike the grandiose, high-tech USA.”

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Fortnightly 50 Cent Twitter update


A study of 50 Cent's tweets from 12 -19 December have revealed some startling results.

In total there were 47 tweets in the two week period, with the majority (74%) being posted on just three days in particular.
These are broken down as follows:

Saturday 11 December:
14 tweets. Most of them were pictures taken on the set of his new film ('Set Up') with various (poorly worded) captions.
Highlights include:

Nigga these look like blanks to you. Lol
There is a picture of a tray of bullets, they presumably are blanks, in the context of the 13 other tweets pertaining to his new film.
There is classic fiddy punctuation mistake, in which the rapper forgot to use a question mark in posing a question.

This is why I don't sit in the back seat no more. Lol
Included is an image of a black limousine with its back window penetrated by several bullet holes.

Monday 13:
All of these posts pertained to rival rapper Ja Rule's impending incarceration.
Highlights:

I'm well connected, I'm a say it again. I'm well connected don't f**k with my little homie jah

The apparent empathy of this statement is ousted by a following tweet:

There throwing a going away party for this punk they can't even afford alcohol. there looking for sponsors know anyone. Lol
They are = they're. Question mark... again.

Sunday 19:
This day featured quite possibly the oddest tweets in this study's history thus far. Three tweets were posts of pictures of children and captions provided by the rapper.

The most unsettling of these was a picture of a child, naked, sitting on a toilet resting on a wooden laundry hamper in front of him apparently sound asleep, with the comment:
This kid is going to be successful he can multitask. lol



All in all Ja Rule, was the focus of 21% of the tweets in the past two weeks.

Two other comments were directed at boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr, both concerning their mutual love of money.

The rapper ostensibly 'Laughed Out Loud' and articulated this in writing a grand total of 23 times (49%). This brings the total LOL count since the 1 November to 51. This means that out of the 206 tweets in this period, the phrase has been used on average in 1 out of every 4 tweets.

In the fortnight of 6 – 19 December correct punctuation was used on only three occasions.
This works out at 6%, a huge drop from last fortnight's figure of 20%.
This means that the overall rate of correct punctuation in 50 Cent's tweets has dropped to 5% (10 out of 206).


The three correct sentences of the fortnight are provided below:

This is how I look when you f*ck with my money. Lol
This is in reference to an image of the rapper gazing solemnly at a gun he is holding.

Gun is a dope movie! Nice line up for the cast. THANKS
Ideally 'Gun' should be isolated in italicised form or else designated inverted commas. In the general scheme of things this is a very palatable sentence however.

He thought it was just a kiss. He had no idea he would have to pay her bills. Lol
Included is a picture of a young girl kissing an unconcerned boy.


One phrase was almost given the stamp of a well articulated statement:

My son is crazy I told him let me use the computer. He said he was on it first. I said I don't care.
However the sentence needs a full stop, hyphen, semi colon, or comma in between “crazy” the proceeding first person pronoun to read properly.
Also, inverted commas should ideally be used to designate speech directed at a subject other than the reader. ie. I told him “let me use the computer”.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Why Papa Roach will never overthrow the Irish Government


There's no money. There's no possessions, only obsession. I don't need that shit”.

Above is the opening line from Californian Alt metal/hard rock group Papa Roach's 2001 single Between Angels and Insects (though there is nothing to be embarrassed about in believing it was a quote from another disgruntled speaker on Liveline).

In Papa Roach's widely popular single, Jacoby Shaddix, the band's strikingly rebellious looking singer proclaims his hatred of commercialism by paraphrasing quotes from the film version of Chuck Palahnuik's novel Fight Club. The film was a great success at the box office and incited teenagers into considering the sterile world around them. Shaddix makes his anti-commercialist statements, screaming the vocals passionately over a wave of heavy metal guitar sound, paraphrasing and using direct quotes from the film for the 3 minutes and 54 seconds of the song. The fact that the song used so many lines from the film made it quite popular with youths, who allowed the song reach number 17 in the UK singles charts and 27 in the US mainstream rock charts – remember this was a time when people actually paid for music. Many listeners of the Papa Roach song recognised the extensive paraphrasing and various direct quotes from the clever film and decided it was so wonderfully arranged into a song that they would buy it.
The single was included on the bands breakthrough album Infest, which was promoted by the DreamWorks label the band was singed to (which was in turn owned by Universal Records – a subsidiary of Vivendi, who boasted a revenue of $27.13bn in 2009). Infest went on to sell 7 million albums and the bands subsequent records brought their total sales up to 10 million units.
In an earlier season of MTV Cribs the singer would appear to present his lavish dwelling, and in 2007 the bands drummer would leave to attend rehab due to abuse of an unstated substance(s), while the band continued producing and selling records with the DreamWorks label.

The story of the band, developing from this seminal work is indeed comical owing to the obvious hypocrisy – It is a message that the band quite evidently failed to follow through with. It is being used here as a metaphor for how many such voices for radical change in our society have fallen flat.

The film Fight Club presents an underground anti-commercial, neo-Luddite movement which goes to the lengths of blowing up a several blocks of a central business district in a single terrorist attack to demonstrate the conviction of its message. The film presents a nihilistic leader who encourages disillusioned men to physically deconstruct society. It is an account, on a literal level, of a radical political group who take one of the most extreme and destructive routes possible to convey their views.

Irish people advocate massive extreme measures to solve the current financial crisis. Cries of “get the bankers out in the streets and we'll deal with them”... “lock them up and burn their houses” have now become quite commonplace in day-to-day political discussions. The embarrassing flip side is the reality of inaction that plagues any passionate point. Irish politics is a calm pond, with a few slight ripples, likely to be frozen over when the dark months arrive.
Compared to similarly placed Greece, Ireland has reacted to a with bailout with stark awkwardness and feebleness.


There's no money. There's no possessions, only obsession. I don't need that shit”

Like Shaddix, Irish people talk of having “no money, no possessions”. This is the Irish people's “only obsession”. The government is hypothetically overthrown in animated conversations at pub counters each night of the week – we are quite certain that we “don't need that shit”.

Ireland is indeed gripped by reform fever at the moment. We can't wait to get Fianna Fail out of power and progress the glorious future free of crippling inefficiency and sickening nepotism. We can't wait to print off an 80 page thread from boards.ie to prove that the Irish people don't want the IMF deal. We are all going to bust in the door of the Merrion Hotel and belt up the stairs to Ajai Chopra and Angela Merkel's love nest up in the presidential suite and tell them to get the f**k out of our country, with the same vigour you'd tell a Subaru owner where to go when you're armed with your horse outside.

The cultural trait of talking 'til the cows come home is as potent and characteristic of Irishness as a burst of solstice-fuelled light flying through the hole in Newgrange stinging your retina into submission. In a way it is reassuring to consider that at least bar-stool republicans realise the ineffectiveness of their ramblings. What is different from the economic strife on the 80s, is that this current crisis now has the internet as a vehicle for radical political reform voices.

While the internet, and social networking sites in particular, can be used very effectively by an established party to quickly communicate ideas and gain feedback, political groups that begin on the internet, have done nothing but stay there. Although 2000 people may follow a group on twitter,
this does not necessarily mean that anywhere near 2000 people are actually committed to the cause.
What it actually means to 'follow' on twitter of 'like' on facebook must be questioned.
It takes a very minimal effort to show support for a cause on the internet, deciding you like something while browsing facebook can be translated into a virtual 'like' on your online page instantaneously. Indeed, friends who may be browsing your page might see you 'like' this group and in turn, after checking it out for a few moments, they may indeed 'like' it themselves. Every now and then a post from the political group may crop up in the news feed and depending on how you feel about their post, you might want to 'like' it, if you really feel strongly about it, you might comment on it. How exactly is this process meant to translate into real political support for a cause? When a political group begins on the internet, it becomes the primary vehicle for its growth, is the internet really the means for the ends that is radical overhaul of the conventional workings of the government? How can committing to something through a means that takes less than a second to become a member ever really command your strong support? New political groups have been lost in the notion that the internet allows for huge political change. The internet allows for ideas to spread rapidly indeed - the internet allows many people to connect ideas regardless of geographic situation. It has been feted as the way to mobilise anti-government support. This idea ignores the fact that the message is more important than the medium. Just because an inane opinion is put forward on twitter by a group with a professionally designed logo doesn't make it any better than if it was shouted in a town square by a raving drunk.

This isn't to say that those running political reform websites don't really have their hearts in their cause... Just stating that it's somewhat delusional for leaders of such groups to think that 2000 (to use the figure in the above paragraph) people really care about what they post on the site – that they are really anywhere near emotionally engaged enough to ever react to ambitious rhetoric proclaiming a revolution.



A school of thought popular in conservative political circles says that activists attempting to overthrow established rules and change established ideas (liberals/radicals/leftists: everything from communist activists to politically engaged animal rights and vegetarian activists) are often acting out of self interest and/or personal insecurity. This disgusts such activists and the conservative voice attempting to denigrate them is said to be using personal insults to try to damage their political cause. Those in the middle of the spectrum normally go along with this, agreeing with the idea that political figures should discuss political matters only and that when the discussion slides into personal attacks, the political message is lost. Therefore, politics and personal matters should be separated in order to ever truly address the pressing issues. The furthest the personal realm may acceptedly reach into the political arena would be when a voter assess a politician's background in deciding whether to vote for him/her (ie. “He was brought up in a working class family, I will vote for him because he will understand my concerns”).

Internet political reform seems to have breached this guideline in a whole new way. This section will take the example of one particularly ambitious group - Tiger Reborn (http://www.facebook.com/tigerrebornireland). Ambitious title, straight from the start the viewer is confronted with connotations of a utopian Ireland. The title suggests an unorthodox and confusingly unique movement however – why would they want to bring rebirth to the Celtic tiger? Do they want to go full circle and reinstate the same economic conditions as Celtic tiger era Ireland – a time of unmitigated Fianna Fáil power – most political reform groups seek to connote the opposite.

The group used to have a mission statement in the left column. They have actually taken away the only previous (and impossibly ambiguous) statement of intent. The previous mission statement proclaimed that Tiger Reborn wanted to replace the old corrupt system with “soul inspiring change”, among many other vague clichéd statements.
For such an ambitiously and radically titled group the posts on the page from the group leader don't seem to match up. Most of the posts are of satirical videos making light of the current crisis. The main feature is a video called Cowen Says Sorry in which 2D animated figures of prominent govt. ministers sing a song of confession and are chased out of the Dáil by the 'Anglo cement truck' in the news some months ago.

Up until this blog had decided to bring this up with them, there had been no serious material relating to the economic crisis. The mission statement was also adapted somewhat to attempt to assuage concerns of perplexed visitors to the site, who see no correlation between the lofty ambiguous statements in the description of the group and the content posted by the group on the page. One must also question why the group feels lampooning government figures is important. It's nothing new. Gift Grub and Aprés Match have been around for over a decade doing a much better job at Irish political satire. It s important to note that the use of satire in making a point does depend on how 'good' it is also. Satire can be an amazingly effective political tool – people don't like to be bombarded with statements of how bad the government is doing, but if they can come around to that view themselves by watching what seems to be a seemingly harmless video/listening to a harmless sketch, then their support will be much stronger. If satire is not fresh, if it is not something novel that inspires genuine laughter then the political message dies with it.
The only thing now in the left column of the TigerReborn page is “Current issue: EU/IMF bailout is a bad deal for Ireland. Pension reserve must not be touched. Irish citizens are not responsible for bond holders disastrous investments in private banks.”. What a hackneyed, pathetically worded goal for a group...

As this blog returned to view the page, some comments of criticism had been left by other facebook users. Generally within a day these were taken down. When this blog pressed the group as to why its comments were deleted, the leader said it was to filter out discussions on threads which didn't relate to the video content. Each of the videos have a huge amount of comments, all words of praise for posting the video. Each comment of praise (there are possibly a hundred on all of the videos) are individually 'liked' by the group leader, Stephen Saleh.

Furthermore, a post left today by the group was a quote by the leader - “"Ireland's success will be judged on how it takes care of the weakest and most vulnerable people in society, not on how many millionaires/billionaires it has or how big the economy is. People, family and community are the core of all future success!" - Stephen Cronin Saleh, TigerReborn.com Project Leader.”. Stephen Saleh is the only person listed as a member of TigerReborn leadership, hence he has more than likely put up a quote of himself on his political site.

These last 3 points are confirmation of the conservative view. It almost makes one want to launch into a Jim Corr styled conspiracy theory rant that Fianna Fáil have hired Stephen Saleh to dissuade people from the concept of radical change (complete with all Jim's classic scare tactics - “Irish people are afraid to put on the heating”... “for the sake of our children”, “predatory attack by the EU”, “draconian measures imposed”).

Suffice to say this group typifies the vapid, ineffective, clichéd, histrionic, insecure nature of the Irish concept political reform. They are not the only group, other similar groups are evident: All Ministers Out (whose sole goal is to remove each minister of the current cabinet – inevitable come the next general election surely?) politicalreform.ie, and a myriad politics.ie and boards.ie threads.

Maybe this crisis will be remember as the time when Ireland proved itself to be the most politically complacent and lethargic country imaginable. Maybe by this very nature we wont even notice this.

The most memorable feature of Fight Club is its twist. The twist relating to the problem of identity defines it as an important post-modern text. The film is likely to have introduced postmodernist thought to the millions of teenagers who have watched it over the years. Political reform in Ireland is waiting for its twist, the plot seems straight forward however, it seems like a simple tale, they will fizzle out with the same predictability as the ending of a Cecilia Ahern best-seller.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

MDMA in print journalism: Use and abuse


Illegal drugs by and large have continually been presented in one sided terms in the media.
While the more radical of our mainstream papers remain prone to speculative anecdotal evidence pieces surrounding the dangers of MDMA (Irish Times link below), the conservative press relishes clinging to the concept of regularly damning the “lethal drug”, continuing the same argument it has purported since ecstasy came on the scene. 2 days ago the health section in the Mail ran an article (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-205952/Memory-danger-Ecstasy-pills.html ) warning readers of the possibility of memory loss associated with the drug. Complete with cringe inducing inverted commas to emphasise the alien language of the demonic, mysterious ecstasy users (8.6% of those aged 16-59 in the UK have tried it, almost 1 in 10 of 16-24 year olds), the article delivers in hackneyed scare tactics warning that smoking marijuana to “come down” could mean a “double whammy” because, it has "also uncovered further evidence that smoking cannabis harms short-term memory". The article is a reconstruction of the same language and message as almost every anti-ecstasy article of the 1990s. Why is the right wing press so adamant that people must be scared away from ecstasy? They have clearly failed so far anyway. To use the mail's own figure, 1 million people in the UK use ecstasy each weekend. Why the continued clichéd attack?

Ecstasy was indeed portrayed across the board as a monster drug throughout the mid 90s. It was a synthetic drug, formulated in a lab, something never before seen endangering the youth. It was viewed as something taking scoops out of teenager's brains.
It was widely predicted, and predictions were widely taken as inevitabilities, that this club drug was about to ruin the youth in every way imaginable – foretelling sudden deaths from many users and severe psychiatric illness problems for those who managed to escape it. It was certain that Western society was doomed to breed a destructive, disturbed, mindless demographic. The future generation, according to the main voices in print journalism, was in real danger.

15 years on from the height of the rave scene, and people of this generation are becoming mid-level managers, academics completing their PhDs, computer technicians, emerging political figures. All these people who had diced with this deadly drug should be filling up our state clinics suffering from unimaginable psychological trauma. Instead, there is nothing to suggest that MDMA has sent society to the dogs. 25-35 year olds aren't clogging the footpaths in wheelchairs, pushed by their parents, too emotionally disturbed to hear their elders' sad mumbling “I told you so”. Society hasn't fallen apart due to distressed former ravers too inept to function. If society has changed for the worse, this can surely be attributed to the speculative economic hubris of the baby boomer generation, not pinned to the 30somethings.

Previous generations have experimented with illegal substances, of which very little was known. Those involved with the 60s counter culture movement remember their revolution fondly, reminiscing at how harmless it was. Owing to the fact that the vast majority of 60s drug users turned out okay, it is now seen in reflection as something completely acceptable, something admirable, daring even.

Evidence that MDMA isn't addictive is undeniable. Instead of filling up psychiatric wards of our hospitals, MDMA is now being used to treat post traumatic stress disorder. US veterans from the Iraq war suffering from PTSD have noted lasting improvements in their overall well being as a result of using prescribed doses of the drug. Recorded deaths from ecstasy are extremely low (between 40-70 people each year in the last few years - technically you're more likely to die from eating peanuts). With this criteria, Alcohol would surely seem to be the veritable social vice which is widely harming youngsters and older generations alike. The “don't-you-alcohol-is-a-drug-also?” line is indeed clichéd at this point in defences of illegal drugs, but it still hasn't really been taken on board in conservative political discussions.


Print journalism is unified the continued use of scare tactics to dissuade prospective users and to strike fear into current users. It is something which has been widely used in clubs for a decade and a half at this stage. Scare tactics clearly aren't working in keeping people away from the drug. Use is just as high as ever, MDMA is the 3rd most popular drug. Shocking articles chronicling the supposed stupidity of MDMA users are apparently not dissuading very many people at all. Prophecies of the destructive long-term social effects of the drug are clearly rubbish. These type of articles would seem to aim at increased readership rather than to present a rational moral voice. See the IT article describing a young boys death: (http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2010/1119/1224283711217.html ) It is devoid of any compassion. Why would they describe a teenager's death in this way? The user is pigeon-holed, his last moments are presented in patronising statements. Why would a paper use such a demeaning tone to report a tragic loss?
Our more liberal European counterparts exhibit a different take on the drug issues. In the Netherlands, addicts are seen as human beings, people to save, people to help – the public believe in the concept of rehab for victims of truly harmful drugs. Fatalities of drug use are mourned, not used as part a greater statistic to be gleefully used by press and politicians alike.

A society that takes a harsh damning view of illegal substances that are widely used generally don't succeed in their goals to lower use. When being seen as a drug user is something that will draw patronisation, users are less likely to decide to seek help. Sneering tones levelled at users may additionally spur them to break their resolve. In many ways print journalism and politics hasn't made rehabilitation a very attractive option. It would seem drug horror stories are quite effective in selling papers and gaining votes.


Other drugs in the media.
Everyone is aware that that crack cocaine resulted in a near endemic in the late 80s and early 90s in USA. It was probably the biggest media frenzy surrounding a drug in history. A bloodbath was predicted to follow, as crack related violence seemed to be spiralling out of control. For various reasons this never really materialised. Many believe that crack all but left the market in the mid nineties. Crack did become less profitable, not necessarily less prevalent. The crack market bubbled, attributed perhaps to gang leaders being incarcerated or killed, with younger gang members reluctant to take their place amidst the high risk of getting killed themselves, at the same underpricing was cutting out profits. Crack didn't leave the streets by any means, but violence waned significantly – a product with a thinning profit margins was no longer something to kill over. Although figures have dropped percentage wise since the late 80s, in 2008 700,000 of the United States 2 million regular cocaine users used freebase/crack cocaine. The drug is still widely available on streets, just as affordable, and just as harmful to the user as ever. However the shocking stories associated with the drug have vanished. The articles of concern aiming to save the youth through gripping, and lucrative, stories have disappeared.

In recent years much media attention has been levelled at synthetic drugs. Articles describe synthetic drugs as capable of being made in anyone's home, and often from readily available over-the-counter substances. This evokes the concept of the “internal enemy” – ie. drugs harming our children are no longer just a matter of border protection, but of an internal disaster waiting to happen: any home could be transformed into a covert drug factory.
Loopholes in drug policies allowing new similar drugs to enter the market are texturing the frenzy of suspicion - a lucrative state of mind, a state of mind which consistently needs news to confirm its views. Piling on more traditional scare tactics with the existing denigrating agenda is a journalistic tour de force.

The generation game
Youth trends are viewed upon with scepticism at best in political circles. Teenage crazes must be quenched.
Interestingly, drugs sold in homeopathic alternative medicine shops, which are just as untested as head store drugs, thrive on legal loopholes and are rarely, if ever mentioned in the press. It is only when the youth invest in a loophole that it suddenly becomes a massive threat to established order.

The generation in power in politics and at the head of today's newspapers is the generation that has tried cannabis, and realised they turned out to be pretty damn successful regardless of what they were warned. The movement to legalise cannabis has gained some steam in recent years. Portugal has decriminalised, in Ireland its status is separated from all other scheduled drugs, and in the UK it will be reclassified (again) to a class C in January 2011.
Cannabis has gained a new level of acceptance by parents. Parents realise the inevitability of a teenager's inter-rail trip passing through Amsterdam, and parents are beginning to realise that this isn't such a bad thing.
The most powerful leaders of the world - Cameron, Obama - openly admit to using it when they were younger (Mentioning Brian Cowen's former use of cannabis wouldn't do much for this argument).

Each generation is more willing to accept things they got away with themselves. The flip side is that they react in a disgusted manner when another generation tries to steal their thunder. Something new, something that develops on what we realise to be quite safe must inherently be hazardous.

When it comes to recreational drugs, the youth are told they can't handle something new, or something which has caught on. Yet we are informed that as the children who grew up with the internet, we will inexplicably lead the economy in a new innovative, 'smart driven', [insert ambiguous buzz word here], direction. Some business incentives will be put in place, and the rest will be sorted out by the innovative youth who know all this technical mumbo-jumbo.

Today's youth has much to be worried about. The current youth generation are facing one of the most difficult times in recent history: a time where the growth of technology and a global economic crisis mean the society of the future is becoming ever more impossible to predict. Yet, we are spoken of with patronising concern, and entrusted with the future with an ominous “its up to you now”.

The society of the future is unclear, but the youth can count of having a lot expected of them, a lot is indeed already expected. It is certain that, everything considered – outsourcing in traditional reliable industries, technological advances in the workplace, years more of heavy economic debt – the youth coming into the workforce in the West in the next half decade will be expected to work harder than previous generations, and the inertia of previous years which has created the austerity we are now experiencing, will simply not be an option. It will be a busy world, recreation and entertainment time will be cut short.

The function of the youth in previous years has been unabashed hedonism – everyone leaves on a J1, the parents have an idea what goes on, but brush it off, grinning and reflecting nostalgically on their own holidays in between college years, whispering “those were the days”. For many, the possibility of such extravagant party-filled summer odysseys will soon be out of the question. As parents still attempt to provide the most fun for the youth years for their children, money is becoming an issue in ways never predicted a few years ago. Teenagers will be questioned on whether they really need to spend that €300 to go to that music festival this summer. Guilt is overshadowing what were once rite of passages. Whatever resentment the youth may feel in not being able to avail of the fun lifestyle set out in their parent's mould, they'll just have to grin and bare it.

An ecstasy pill is cheap in Ireland, costing generally €3 - €5. The “come down” can indeed last the best part of a day. However, almost everyone who has used alcohol will attest to this legal drug leaving them feeling incapacitated for most of the day after on many occasions.

Over indulgence of anything can't be good for you, but there doesn't seem to be much to suggest moderate use of MDMA ends up to be very harmful.

We're going to inherit the mistakes of an older generation, it's about time we were treated with some respect in relation to what we do for our entertainment.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Fortnightly 50 Cent Twitter update

There were only 10 tweets in the past fortnight from the rap superstar.

Punctuation, grammar and spelling have increased dramatically.

Only 6 out of 10 tweets were completely wrong.

Two were debatable, with unnecessary and extended ellipsis being the only real fault.

"LOL" was used only once; 10%. This is a drop 8.1%. However, when one accounts for the last report in which the phrase was used 27 times in just 18 days (a rate of 1.5 times a day), the most recent study shows a impressive, dramatic decrease in use (0.1 times a day).

Furthermore, there were two almost flawless sentences among the tweets. Making 20% of 50 Cent's tweets in the last fortnight correct. This means the figure has risen a staggering 17%.

The two correct sentences are provided below.

Check this sh*t out! The Giants know what's up”
Use of expletive, whatever. Full stop at the end, still going to call this almost perfect.

Check out this new video!When we went to Nigeria last year.it's on www.lloydbanks.com”
Just gotta use spaces in between sentences and he got him a humdinger of a tweet. Grammar is sacrificed for decent punctuation.

Overall grammar and spelling were quite impressive.

Out of the 10 tweets only one can be said to be shockingly bad.
that banks I dont deserve you track feat Jeremih is my sh*t !”
Which just fails on various levels.


Overall, there has been a huge improvement from the rapper. Who has obviously read the report from two weeks ago and reconsidered his approach to tweeting.

Friday, December 3, 2010

QUIZ: Where should you emigrate to???

Here is a quiz which has been recently commissioned by the USI, who have seen the errors of the blind assertions of their “Education Not Emigration” campaign. Having promptly reversed this phrase, the nationwide student body is now encouraging students to spend at least half of their study time considering where to emigrate to.
However, this blog has devised a short quiz which will accurately tell you where to emigrate in a matter of minutes. Enjoy.

Please note. The USI have brought out a press release to accompany their decision on the emigration question. Gary Redmond, USI president, has passed on Govt. information revealing that each student planning to stay in Ireland after attaining their degree will be subject to to an intense state psychological assessment.

The quiz:


Where should I emigrate to!?!?! 2010

Take a pencil/pen and some paper and jot down your answer to these 10 questions.

Questions:

1:
Should you emigrate?

a) Yes
b) Yes

2:
In which of these countries is English listed as an official language?

a) England
b) India
c) USA
d) Australia


3:

Which of these European cities has a city named after it on every continent?

a) Dublin
b) Rome
c) Verona
d) Gowel, Co. Leitrim
e) Munich
f) Sparta
g) С нетерпением жду ответа

4:

Who is the best X-Facor Judge?

a) Louis
b) Cheryl
c) Simon
d) The other one.
e) It actually has nothing to do with this quiz.

5:

What kind of music do you like?

a) whateverz on da radio
b) Metalcore
c) Pop-punk
d) Elvis
e) Lil' Jon

6:

What time did you get to bed at last night?

a) Before midnight
b) 2am
c) 3am
d) Championship manager...
e) Got the ride, not sure.


7:

Could you bleed a radiator if called upon?

a) Yeah
b) No, probably not
c) Definitely not


8:

“Travel is...

a) ...a way to explore the world”
b) ...a great chance to write interesting Facebook statuses”
c) ...a necessity”
d) ...a way to find myself”
e) ...what did you say about my family?”

9:
Lol?

a) LOL
b) lolz
c) lulz
d) haha!
e) hehehehe


10:

Are you going to accept your result in this quiz?

a) Yes
b) Yes






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Key:

Question 1:

a = 1 point
b = 1 point

2:
correct answer = b) India. 7 points. (In all other countries it is the de facto language, but not official).
Incorrect answers get no points.

3:

a) 0 pts
b) 7 pts
c) 0 pts
d) 1 pt
e) 0 pts
f) 0 pts
g) 1 pt - ya mechtayu o tom dne kogda mee stanem odnoy semyoy!


4:

a) 0 pts.
b) 3 pts – wrong but Cheryl still deserves some points.
c) 0
d) 0
e) 6 pts. Correct.


5:

a) 0 pts
b) 1 pt
c) 4 pts
d) 5 pts
e) 6 pts

6:

a) 0 pts
b) 2 pts
c) 3 pts
d) 5 pts
e) 7 pts.


7:

a) 5 pts
b) 1 pt
c) 0 pts

8:

a) 1 pt
b) 4 pts
c) 5 pts
d) 0 pts
e) 1 pt


9:

a) 5 pts
b) 0
c) 0
d) 0
e) - 1 point


10

Both are worth 5 pts.


RESULTS

Tot up your score to find out where you should emigrate to!

0-5 points
You should not emigrate. It is actually impossible to get this result in the quiz.

6 - 10
Nigeria. Believe it or not this hugely populated, fast paced and hugely complicated West-African federal nation is the one for you. Live like a king working for one of the many major oil firms operating on the south coast... until you are kidnapped by one of the many prominent gangs in said region. Keep the faith, sometimes your employer will pay your ransom. If not, watch out for this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome .

11 - 20
South Africa. Re-watch Blood Diamond another 7 times and you're set. Focus on Leonardo Di Caprio's reaction to Dijmon Hounsou's back talk.
All white South Africans are diamond smugglers or mercenaries, usually both. Stop off in Amsterdam and Antwerp en-route to make connections in the business and to practice Dutch with a view of mastering Afrikaans (essential in the diamond trade). Make sure to constantly wrap your driving licence with a 100 Rand bill to escape a myriad of inevitable drunk driving offences. Also, don't keep your pistol on the dashboard, you're just begging to bribe the police officer more if you do...

21 - 30
Thailand. Soapy erotic massages. So suck it up and do a TEFL course. For a comedic take on a very real problem, see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQNzLBTCEDI .

31 - 36
Australia. You are young, fun loving, ambitious and moving across the globe to prove it. Shark attacks are uncommon, and they really do have Christmas dinner on the beach. Urban areas along the east coast await your vibrancy and madness. The rest of the country awaits a once off weekend tour by you to glance at indigenous people. Live this lifestyle for 6 months and then see http://www.getajobinthemines.com/kalgoorlie-mining-jobs.html to recover some money. If worst comes to worst, do the opposite of Russell Crowe and take a 9 hour trip east to Middle Earth, and do the same all over again.

37 - 45
USA. Keep your head down for the next month (no drug arrests, no public order offences, limit sexual predatory acts) and get on a flight to California. Take the never ending J-1 option. Carry a fake signed picture of JFK and wait for the jobs to come to you. Inglewood and East LA provide the cheapest and best value accommodation, and are basically full of sound Irish students.

45 - 52
Luxembourg. You should move to Europe's undisputed financial utopian nation. Bring your fluency in the English language and small knowledge of French/German, sit back, and prosper. Luxembourg has huge issues regarding education reform at the moment also, so as an Irish student you should fit right in.
The fact that it has recently been added to the G20's 'grey list' of countries with “questionable banking arrangements” makes Luxembourg all the more appealing.

53 +
Singapore. You are destined to to live in this far-east haven. Climb the meritocratic social ladder of this city-state. English is the main language and the economy is solid as a rock, the people are typically overly polite and unimposing - they await the brashness of your western upbringing.
For fitting in with the layman on the street when you venture into cheap markets for 100% polyester t-shirts, you will need to sort out your knowledge of pidgin English, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singlish .